January 2010
37 posts
FUCK
It’s Wednesday and I didn’t do pretty face Tuesday once again…. Why do I suck at life?
Next week I promise to do it!!!!!!!!
The top news story for our local news is ” heidi montag plans to give the gift of surgery for mothers day”
Who gives a flying fuck about this plastic bitch whose is married to a person with a flesh colored beard?
Groucho Marx
Just said he had a long BM the whole time he was talking about it I thought he was referring to his long bowel movement then he finally said BM meant before marrige.
I HAVE SUSHI!
saraherizzle:
but no chopsticks. fml.
use your index finger and middle finger and move them like sissors and you got human chopsticks.
sarah..
saraherizzle:
elliehodapp:
heatherpatton:
farted…. via skype
and boy, was it smelly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT WAS NOT A FART.jesus. my tummy was digesting.
you mean your butt was disgusting?
sarah..
farted…. via skype
Wishing I had a money tree.
saraherizzle:
I wish I had one too… $ 700 for textbooks.
$850 to fix little boy blue. (fml)
$250 for text books.
$20 for groceries.
$30 for birthday presents.
I can't..
Get this reblogging thing down on my iPhone. My apologies for my posts being really confusing to read.
sarah fell.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha……. It is just being around all you crazies that made me pee my pants. I haven’t peed my pants since you all left… I will never forget breathing down erins neck and our faces we made each other and sarah peeing the chair and trying to scoot away so we wouldn’t see her shirt…. Amazing times….. MARCH WILL BE MAYHEM!!!!!!!!!!!...
sarah fell.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha……. It is just being around all you crazies that made me pee my pants. I haven’t peed my pants since you all left… I will never forget breathing down erins neck and our faces we made each other and sarah peeing the chair and trying to scoot away so we wouldn’t see her shirt…. Amazing times….. MARCH WILL BE MAYHEM!!!!!!!!!!!...
I hate bible beaters….
Ps: Ellie feels the same way.
I miss....
My old roomates…. I really dont like living without them. I miss you Sarah and Erin.
My operations management teacher looks like he is wearing permanent groucho Marx glasses…. Photo later in the year hahah
Ninjas are everywhere!!!!!
Black uggs, black sweatpants, black shirts, black north face, and a black ski mask??? That is what is walking around my school yesterday … Kinda of creepy but kind of awesome.
Ninjas are everywhere!!!!!
Black uggs, black sweatpants, black shirts, black north face, and a black ski mask??? That is what is walking around my school yesterday … Kinda of creepy but kind of awesome.
I got tumble on my iphoneeeee…. WHAT UPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!